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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTurning climate guilt into slide decks won't save the planet.
Professional slide deck architect and climate-conscious professional.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning global shipping green, without the meetings.
splat.you▸ OCEANLOGIC STRATEGY ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates fuel market crashes before they happen
Analysing fuel regulations and investment data to recommend emission reduction strategies for global shipping fleets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when stakeholders get nervous about a multi-billion dollar bet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scrapers now feed real-time shipping data into dashboards.
Month 5
Algorithms predict regulatory shifts faster than any policy consultant.
Month 10
AI creates infinite investment scenarios instead of one weak presentation.
Month 15
Digital twins of boards agree with the AI automatically.
Month 21 · D-Day
Human strategy leads are replaced by a single dashboard refresh.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
42
Slides produced per quarter
118
Meetings about future fuels
0.04%
Decarbonisation progress percentage
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a carbon offset app.
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