Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Marine Mammal Researcher jobs? · Latest report #h4iwpwc2
Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthTracking whales is noble, but your GPS tag is obsolete tech.
Professional ocean-observer who really loves freezing, damp weather.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total ocean awareness without the seasickness.
ow.youAI▸ PELAGICWATCHER X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
tracks whale pods through extreme weather
You spend months at sea collecting whale behavior data, biopsy samples, and acoustic recordings from small, rocking boats.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively read the chaotic weather patterns before the sensors register a storm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
High-altitude drones scan the ocean surface for mammal heat signatures.
Month 8
AI models process hydrophone data faster than any human listener.
Month 15
Precision robotic darts collect samples without scaring the pods away.
Month 23
Image matching software instantly identifies every whale via database scans.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The vessel is fully automated and you are safely ashore permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
200 per year
Average sea days
15 percent
Biopsy failure rate
12 cups daily
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-end sea-sickness patches.
Discussion
