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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Marine Rig Plumber jobs? · Latest report #m6ku67w7
Your job has an expiration date
October 19, 2042
In 16 yearsThe ocean is wet, but your job security is drying up.
Master of saltwater, pipe dreams, and rusted thread fittings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Underwater repair without the existential dread.
split.youAI▸ POSEIDON-FIX 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
patches hull leaks with industrial polymers
You repair high-pressure saltwater pipes, clear clogs in waste systems, and fix corroded valves in extreme offshore conditions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically wrestle a corroded union joint loose in a cramped, flooded crawlspace.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors map every pipe bend to create a perfect digital twin.
Year 4
Fixed sensors detect leaks before the water even hits floor.
Year 8
Small robotic crawlers handle basic pipe cleaning and seal inspections.
Year 12
Entire piping sections swap out like Lego bricks via automated cranes.
Year 16 · D-Day
The rig becomes fully self-repairing and leaves you on the dock.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.2%
4,200 annually
Average pipe rust spots
1,800 hourly
Hours spent under water
Zero (hopefully)
Pipes exploded per shift
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a landlocked desert state.
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