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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYou treat dolphins while I struggle to keep a server dry.
Expert in aquatic anatomy and very expensive salt-resistant gear.
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Underwater surgical precision for every sea creature.
bzzt.youAI▸ AQUATICMED-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
administers underwater anesthesia with perfect timing
You perform medical exams and surgeries on massive aquatic mammals. It is wet, unpredictable, and highly specialized work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle behavioral changes in a distressed whale during a physical.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors in the tanks map every movement of the animals.
Year 5
AI predicts health issues before they show physical symptoms.
Year 14
Underwater drones take over basic lab blood testing tasks.
Year 22
Pincer-equipped arms begin performing non-invasive tissue scans.
Year 40 · D-Day
Fully autonomous submerged medical units handle all animal care.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
2000kg
Avg patient weight
Weekly
Tanks cleaned
Extreme
Saltwater corrosion rate
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the aquarium you once serviced.
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