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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour career of forced redistribution is currently being optimized for efficiency.
Pirate-lite professional with a high risk appetite.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Aggressive asset reclamation at scale.
toast.youAI▸ HOOKER-DRONE 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
strips hull assets while occupants are sleeping
You board vessels to reclaim property and manage disputed assets. The market demands a less emotional approach to asset recovery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate terms with a terrified captain who has no other options.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
High-res drone cameras map cargo holds to identify assets without the need for human eyes.
Month 9
Magnetic-grip drones latch onto hulls, bypassing manual grappling methods through precise hull-clamping robotics.
Month 21
Hydraulic claws replace human hands to extract high-value cargo from confined spaces at record speeds.
Year 2.9
Integrated sonar and non-lethal deterrent systems neutralize resistance without requiring a confrontational human presence.
Year 4 · D-Day
Swarm-based autonomous vessels complete the full cycle of location, boarding, and cargo liquidation globally.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
4 minutes
Average boarding time
100%
Conflict resolution rate
5 tons
Payload capacity
Your severance
A slightly used compass and a damp map.
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