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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour financial models are just spreadsheets with more expensive font choices.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculating profitability without the human hesitation.
split.youAI▸ PREDICTAPHARM V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes pricing models during your coffee break
You build complex Excel models to justify drug pricing and forecast regional market performance for pharmaceutical products.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a VP's eyes during a budget review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart agents scrub your messy claims data into structured inputs.
Month 6
Algorithms replace your manual Excel workbooks with live data streams.
Month 12
System runs million-scenario simulations to set the perfect price.
Month 19
Generative engines build your executive decks in milliseconds.
Year 2 · D-Day
The machine assumes full control of the pharmaceutical market access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4,000 yearly
Spreadsheet tabs opened
18 percent
Confidence interval drift
12,000 total
Strategic deck slides
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Excel Home Edition.
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