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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYour slide decks are merely data waiting to be formatted by me.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing market entry without the human friction.
bzzt.you▸ STRATEGYBOT GEN-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates market entry and kills the pitch
You chase market adoption for data products using endless internal meetings and strategic ideation cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
I ingest your strategy decks to map out current internal logic.
Month 7
My algorithms generate new product paths based on global market signals.
Month 16
I attend your meetings as a silent monitor to capture decision points.
Year 2.1
I deploy market adoption campaigns directly to your sales target channels.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the strategy engine becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42
Slides per deal
3.2
Useless meetings hourly
91%
Ideation churn rate
Your severance
One free trial of the software that replaced you.
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