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April 21, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour pivot tables are just ghosts haunting a dying business unit.
Professional slide-deck architect and spreadsheet poet
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Truth without the middle manager
shred.you▸ OMNISCIENCE STRATEGY CORE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters noise from infinite market data streams
You aggregate industry data and build slide decks to justify corporate strategy decisions that were made months ago.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts begin scraping competitor sites and market databases directly.
Month 4
The AI model identifies trends without requiring your manual chart formatting.
Month 8
Generative agents create slide decks based on real-time data pulses.
Month 13
The leadership team starts asking the AI questions directly during calls.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final human-authored slide deck is deleted to save server space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
42
Slides produced per quarter
3 weeks
Average decision time
89%
Irrelevant charts generated
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of cloud credit.
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