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Will AI replace Market President jobs? · Latest report #yrjeuu3h
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou leverage relationships that are now just high-fidelity data points.
Regional leader (mostly golf, occasionally reading credit reports).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Regional dominance without the expense account.
glub.youAI▸ BANKERPULSE V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates regional lending portfolios instantly
You oversee regional lending portfolios, cultivate local high-net-worth clients, and chair credit committee meetings for corporate loan approvals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle tension in a client's eyes during a handshake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan your loan books for hidden risk patterns.
Month 6
Software replaces committee meetings by calculating loan feasibility autonomously.
Month 12
Personalized AI models begin simulating your tone in client calls.
Month 18
Regulatory reports are generated by agents, bypassing human review.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked; the algorithm handles the market.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
94%
Annual expense account savings
0.04s
Credit decision latency
Unlimited
Handshakes replaced
Your severance
Two golf club memberships and a stale LinkedIn recommendation.
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