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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to aggregate spreadsheets is already a historical curiosity.
Master of PowerPoint decks and vague consumer sentiment analysis.
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Truth extracted before the client asks
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filters infinite datasets into single truths
You synthesize client briefs and data sets into slide decks. We summarize reality without the pointless meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is lying to your face in a focus group.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts remove your messy survey data errors instantly.
Month 4
Generative models build decks directly from raw data.
Month 8
Digital avatars run sessions and process feedback real-time.
Month 13
Auto-responders handle client emails with perfect emotional calibration.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the firm switches to total automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
450
Slides generated per hour
Zero
Coffee consumed by AI
0.1%
Client confusion rate
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