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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your slide decks into training data for a better model.
Professional weaver of bar charts and ambiguous business narratives.
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generates perfect strategy decks while you sleep
You interpret consumer trends and market data to advise clients. You synthesize survey results into PowerPoint strategy decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their actual budget.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI models ingest your raw data dumps instantly.
Month 4
Bots build your strategy decks directly from key insights.
Month 8
Live sentiment sensors replace your quarterly trend reports.
Month 13
Clients check a live dashboard instead of your presentations.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final slide deck is rendered by the silicon successor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
142
Average slides per month
38
Hours spent in discovery calls
72%
Percentage of findings ignored by clients
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's sentiment tool.
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