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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou sell insights that algorithms extract for free.
Senior executive (powerpoint warrior, professional guesser)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth without the consulting bill.
glub.youAI▸ INSIGHTSTREAM V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus by hallucinating consensus
You interpret trend data and guide client strategy using focus groups and survey analysis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts parsing your historical reports for patterns.
Month 4
Software generates the slide decks you used to bill for.
Month 7
Real-time scrapers replace your manual focus group synthesis.
Month 11
Predictive models suggest growth moves faster than your team.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine reports directly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
400
Slides produced per quarter
400%
Average ego inflation
Zero
Meaningful insights generated
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Anything'.
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