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Your job has an expiration date
July 27, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling insights based on surveys you ignored is a dead end.
Professional fortune teller for C-suite executives.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time behavioral prediction, minus the lunch meetings.
bzzt.youAI▸ INSIGHTENGINE 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects quarterly revenue based on raw noise
You interpret customer survey data and write reports to predict if people will actually buy new products.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their actual budget for the year.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers pull real-time purchase logs instead of survey lies.
Month 5
Algorithms detect market shifts before your quarterly report finishes.
Month 10
The machine builds its own slides, saving you the formatting.
Month 15
Clients click buttons to query the data themselves, bypassing you.
Month 21 · D-Day
The partner role is deleted because the software is sentient.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.9%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumption per insight
94 percent
Slides ignored by clients
120 annually
Days spent formatting charts
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium survey platform.
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