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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou track participant attendance while software tracks your career expiration date.
Professional cat-herder for skeptical focus group participants.
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Data-driven recruitment without the human friction.
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schedules 500 panels while you sleep
You provide feasibility costs for research quotes and manage participant recruitment, scheduling, and payment processing.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to soothe a recruit who missed their Zoom link.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Algorithms calculate feasibility costs faster than you can open Excel.
Month 4
Scraping engines identify ideal research subjects without your manual outreach.
Month 8
Sensors and automated prompts verify session entry without human oversight.
Month 12
Smart contracts distribute participant payments instantly upon session completion.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
14 percent
Quote accuracy variance
22 percent
Participant no-show rate
45 emails
Emails sent per hour
Your severance
One free subscription to a project management timer app.
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