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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your spreadsheet color-coding into a faster, cheaper, automated dashboard.
Professional teller of stories based on bar charts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data storytelling, minus the human narrative bias.
blub.you▸ INSIGHTSTREAM V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect narratives from messy raw data
You draft surveys and pivot-table your way to client narratives that machines now write in real-time.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at reading the room when clients reject your data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI platforms draft and distribute surveys based on real-time trends.
Month 4
Algorithms ingest messy raw data and instantly identify key market signals.
Month 7
Smart rendering engines build the narrative slides without human formatting effort.
Month 12
Clients receive live dashboards instead of static reports from you.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final human-led presentation is replaced by a live data feed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42
slides per week
88%
survey fatigue rate
60%
time spent color-coding
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium chart generator.
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