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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou analyze trends until they become yesterday's obsolete news.
Professional slide-deck artisan and expert at predicting the past.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predicting the market before it moves.
oof.youAI▸ MARKETSENSE AI-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects quarterly growth with 99 percent accuracy
You interpret market data to forecast consumer behavior and competitive positioning. You build presentations to justify your pivots.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the nuance in a board member's sigh during a pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI connects directly to your survey and research APIs.
Month 4
Real-time models replace your manual spreadsheet pivot tables.
Month 8
The AI creates and updates your pitch decks automatically.
Month 13
Executives receive strategy updates directly from the AI agent.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the market simulation runs itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,200 annually
slides created
51 percent
gut feeling accuracy
500 million
spreadsheet rows
Your severance
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