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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou sell cute trinkets; the algorithm sells them to everyone simultaneously.
Professional trinket hawker and sidewalk aesthetic curator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The stall that never goes home.
toast.youAI▸ VENDORBOT-X PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks customer eye movement to adjust pricing
You haul inventory, curate booths, and haggle with tourists. Soon, digital kiosks will do all of that better.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the strange ability to make a passerby feel guilty for walking away.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your manual spreadsheets are uploaded to a centralized autonomous stock ledger.
Month 10
Smart algorithms optimize your layout to maximize passerby engagement metrics.
Month 20
Electric crates replace the need for your aching human back muscles.
Year 2.5
Dynamic pricing models calculate exactly how much a customer will pay.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The vending pod arrives and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
14 percent
Average haggling loss
too low
Inventory weight capacity
0.1
Booths per hour
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated social media ad-blaster.
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