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July 4, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYou sell air to sponsors who are already buying air.
Expert at translating 'sports momentum' into 'invoiced billable hours'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating brand synergy without the lunch meetings
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You manage client relationships, craft brand strategies, and oversee campaign delivery for global sports partnerships.
The one thing AI can't do
You can fake genuine excitement about a mediocre sports partnership for three hours straight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models scrape your project tracking logs to update clients.
Month 5
Vision models build slide decks faster than you can blink.
Month 10
Chat agents handle 99% of client queries about campaign metrics.
Month 15
Algorithms determine media buys better than your gut feeling.
Month 20 · D-Day
The agency realizes your personality was the only overhead left.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4:1
Coffee-to-slide ratio
94%
Meaningless buzzword density
18 hours/week
Time spent in status calls
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic meditation app.
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