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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Marketing Accounts Manager jobs? · Latest report #w6baig3y
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a very expensive human email forwarding service.
Professional bridge-builder between client whims and design reality.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated client reassurance at machine speed.
blub.you▸ ACCTBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends perfect status reports at 3am
You manage client expectations, track campaign performance, and update spreadsheets to prove that marketing money isn't being wasted.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with enough confidence to save the account.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts drafting your project status emails based on live data.
Month 4
Dashboards now refresh and self-correct without your manual spreadsheet updates.
Month 7
Clients log into automated bots instead of emailing you for updates.
Month 10
Decision algorithms pick the 'correct' logo size automatically based on conversion data.
Month 14 · D-Day
The client forgets you exist and hits 'approve' on the bot's suggestion.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
142 sent
Emails per day
4,000+ monthly
Spreadsheet rows
Too many
Clients appeased
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a dead meditation app.
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