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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour visionary strategy is just a weighted average of industry buzzwords.
Founding dreamer, serial pivoter, and professional slide-deck architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating authority without the ego.
glub.youAI▸ MARKETMORPH V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
fabricates quarterly growth projections instantly
You chase lead generation and manage client relationships to justify monthly retainers. Automation handles the rest soon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a nervous client in the eye and lie convincingly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate your strategy decks using real-time market data.
Month 4
Personalized cold emails are sent by agents that actually understand context.
Month 8
Digital avatars handle your weekly status calls without needing lunch.
Month 13
Smart software replaces the need for your manual financial oversight.
Month 18 · D-Day
The agency moves to a fully autonomous, human-free operation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
42 per pitch
Average buzzword count
Excessive
Coffee consumption
94 percent
Meetings about meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm espresso.
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