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October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsSelling creative 'vision' while your LinkedIn status silently haunts the board.
Professional bridge-builder and expensive dinner aficionado.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning ad spend into pure metrics.
no no noyou▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers pitch decks before the meeting starts
You spend days managing high-level client expectations and convincing brands to spend money on ephemeral social campaigns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software replaces the need for your weekly performance reviews.
Month 5
AI systems take over client relationship maintenance and email threads.
Month 13
Automated creative engines eliminate your need to oversee visual direction.
Year 2.1
Advanced systems replace your gut feeling with hard statistical certainty.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your firm runs perfectly without a human partner at the helm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
12 weekly
Hours spent on lunch
98 percent
Bullshit per slide
4 monthly
Client golf games
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-compete zone.
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