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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell air to people who do not want to buy it.
Professional word-spinner for brands that do not exist yet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning attention into data without the overhead.
oof.youAI▸ ADTARGET PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises your entire campaign budget in seconds
You draft campaign copy, manage social ad spend, and obsess over click-through rates. Algorithms already do the rest.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a client why their brand voice feels hollow.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents start analysing your ad performance patterns.
Week 9
Language models generate all your social media captions.
Month 5
Algorithms handle your daily spend and target audience bidding.
Month 10
Software emails the client summaries before you even wake up.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server assumes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Unlimited
Click-through rate capacity
Zero
Average ad fatigue
None
Coffee consumption
Your severance
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