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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour pivot tables are just tombstones for dead ad campaigns.
Professional slide-maker and corporate buzzword synthesizer.
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You track conversion rates and run A/B tests to justify your team's existence to bored executives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a brand sentiment is about to go catastrophically wrong.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software connect directly to ad platforms to pull data.
Month 4
AI models generate trends and charts without your manual input.
Month 8
Generative agents create and format your weekly presentation decks automatically.
Month 13
Algorithms adjust ad spend in real-time based on conversion targets.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and silences all notification channels.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4:1
Coffee-to-spreadsheet ratio
82%
Time spent in slides
0.04%
Actual impact on sales
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