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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your complex attribution models into a single, cheaper CSV file.
Professional graph presenter and boardroom PowerPoint tactician.
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deletes entire departments via automated dashboard audit
You build attribution models and present graphs to justify ad spend. Your spreadsheets are now legacy software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with a straight, convincing expression.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts ingest your messy CSVs and fix them instantly.
Month 4
MMM models update in real-time without you building them.
Month 8
Live data feeds replace your monthly PowerPoint slide deck.
Month 13
AI predicts ad performance and shifts spend automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42
Spreadsheets per week
18
Meetings about data
14%
Human error probability
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