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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYour custom SQL queries are just future training data for us.
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autogenerates predictive dashboards while you sleep
You build data pipelines to track conversion rates and automate reporting for marketing stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused CMO why the attribution logic is broken again.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart models map your chaotic marketing data to clean structures automatically.
Week 9
AI writes your SQL queries better and faster than you ever did.
Month 5
Visualisation tools update and fix themselves without human intervention.
Month 8
Cloud-native services manage all pipelines, removing the need for manual monitoring.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99.999%
Pipeline uptime percentage
0.002 seconds
SQL query generation speed
100%
Coffee consumption reduction
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's API.
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