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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou sell experiences that the algorithm can just generate for free.
Professional cat-herder of vendors and expensive catering trays.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated engagement without the personality.
split.youAI▸ EVENTSTREAM PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules the entire venue circuit overnight
You book venues, manage vendor contracts, and stress over attendee lists. Your spreadsheet is just a dying gaslight.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a panicked vendor when the sound system actually catches fire.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software reads your invoices before you even open them.
Month 5
An agent secures lower prices from suppliers without your haggling.
Month 10
Digital twins allow clients to view spaces without you present.
Month 16
Self-service kiosks handle registration better than your stressful check-in desk.
Month 22 · D-Day
A single script executes your entire annual marketing campaign flawlessly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
142
Emails per day
4 liters
Coffee intake
99 percent
Event stress level
Your severance
One free ticket to the event you just canceled.
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