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August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYour firm will survive without your polite internal emails and brochures.
Making spreadsheets look like art and HR feel like home.
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Corporate identity without the human mess.
stretchy.youAI▸ ADMINSTREAM V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends perfect birthday emails to all staff
You manage payroll records and craft generic social media posts. The software does it better and without coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which partner is about to explode during a performance review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots handle your expense chasing and scheduling without human intervention.
Month 3
AI writes all your newsletters and social posts better than you.
Month 6
Self-service software handles onboarding so nobody needs to talk anymore.
Month 9
Machines screen candidates with more cold precision than any HR rep.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the machine is finally fully optimized.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
84 sent
Emails per day
High
Tone deafness rating
Too much
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of Slack access.
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