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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour creative intuition is just a pattern we have already indexed.
Professional spinner of yarns and buyer of banner ads.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating viral sentiment, one micro-segment at a time.
no no noyou▸ MARKETSIM V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers viral trends with one click
You draft press releases and buy ad space to convince strangers that their lives need your client's product.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a journalist with enough charm to get the coverage anyway.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Your brand voice is mapped to millions of ad click patterns.
Month 6
The machine takes over your entire monthly advertising budget allocation.
Month 13
Generative models draft your press releases and social media posts.
Month 18
The bot pitches directly to other bots handling the news feeds.
Month 21 · D-Day
You receive a polite email explaining your role is now redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
100 percent
Cold calls skipped
99 point 8
Sentiment analysis accuracy
zero point none
Human input required
Your severance
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