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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell imaginary value to people who do not actually exist.
Senior pitch-deck designer with a fear of silence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated growth for the post-human era.
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projects perfect fake revenue growth charts
You craft brand narratives and manage sales quotas. You attend meetings to discuss market reach and lead generation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie with a straight face while reading a failing quarterly report.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your repetitive lead outreach emails are now written by algorithms.
Month 5
A smart tool pulls your CRM data into automated slides.
Month 13
A central AI chooses the most efficient ad spend paths.
Year 1.9
Contract negotiations happen between your company bot and theirs.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system no longer requires your human emotional posturing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
89%
Average quarterly panic level
94%
Meetings without real output
12%
Confidence in conversion metrics
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a LinkedIn premium account.
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