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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour ability to copy-paste between spreadsheets is truly inspiring to machines.
Professional slide-deck beautifier and spreadsheet gatekeeper.
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Turning your manual busywork into automated reports.
split.youAI▸ MARKETSYNC PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autofills every slide deck before morning coffee
You manage social media calendars, format slide decks, and track basic campaign data in shared spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly laugh at a manager's bad joke during a presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An API link takes over your social media calendar duties.
Month 3
AI templates replace your hours of fiddling with slide bullets.
Month 7
Scripts automatically pull data instead of you copy-pasting numbers.
Month 10
Large language models churn out your captions in milliseconds.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system finishes the report without needing your human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
3.5 cups
Coffee consumed per deck
12 weekly
Meaningless meetings attended
15 weekly
Hours spent fixing formatting
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying you are a prompt engineer.
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