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Your job has an expiration date
May 22, 2027
In 7 monthsYour slides are just emails that haven't been deleted yet.
Junior deck-builder with a penchant for blue-sky thinking.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven noise generation without the human fatigue.
squeeze.you▸ MARKETMORPH V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates fifty ad variations every ten minutes
You chase metrics, draft social copy, and build slide decks. You essentially pivot things until they look brandable.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which awful campaign slogan will actually cause a PR disaster.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors identify high-performing ad copy without human input.
Week 7
AI templates replace your manual formatting and alignment tasks.
Month 3
Algorithms adjust spend on platforms based on hourly performance.
Month 5
Generative models produce thousands of variants for A/B testing.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and the internal dashboard takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
98 percent
Slide count reduction
Optimised daily
Click-through rate
Zero detected
Meaningless buzzword usage
Your severance
A one-month LinkedIn Premium subscription and a cold handshake.
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