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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou sell software that tells customers you are not needed.
Expert in turning high-level goals into low-level configuration bugs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning strategy into execution without the meetings.
ow.youAI▸ MARKETFLOW LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures client account hierarchies in seconds
You map client workflows to automation tools and configure email triggers, lead scoring, and customer data segments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the delicate dance of pretending a failed campaign was a strategic pivot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI-driven setup wizards configure standard email workflows automatically.
Week 6
Algorithms replace manual data filtering and list building.
Week 12
Self-optimizing tools generate the strategic reports you once typed.
Month 4
Smart connectors link your software ecosystem without human oversight.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your access credentials expire permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Slides per client presentation
1,200 annually
Hours spent on Zoom
1:0
Coffee cups to sanity ratio
Your severance
One free trial of the software that replaced you.
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