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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou build the traps that annoy humans until they delete their apps.
Professional architect of digital annoyance and email spam.
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Marketing logic, optimized without the middleman.
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You wire up customer journeys and email sequences using brittle logic flows. Your job is just digital scaffolding.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a marketing campaign will trigger an angry mob on Twitter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest your CRM logic to replicate your workflows.
Month 4
Smart agents resolve API failures without needing your manual intervention.
Month 8
Generative agents write and trigger personalized emails faster than you.
Month 13
The entire marketing stack runs on a continuous feedback loop.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire while the systems continue to hum.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
12 per week
Average workflow breakage
65% of day
Time spent debugging webhooks
4 billion
Emails sent to unengaged users
Your severance
One free trial of a competing email platform.
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