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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsA middle-manager who manages nothing but spreadsheets and email threads.
Master of spreadsheets, gatekeeper of the brand guidelines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Coordinating brands without the human overhead.
oof.youAI▸ BRANDBOT V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates vendor approval in milliseconds
You juggle brand assets and vendor invoices while pretending to coordinate global marketing strategy and creative output.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vendors now upload invoices directly to the automated approval queue.
Month 5
Vision models flag non-compliant logos faster than your weary eyes.
Month 10
Generative models draft your briefs from simple user prompts.
Month 15
Dashboards update themselves without your manual slide deck labor.
Month 18 · D-Day
The brand is now self-governed by an algorithm in the cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
142
Emails per day
27
Spreadsheet tabs
6
Meaningless meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic productivity suite.
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