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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day explaining why the dashboard numbers moved sideways.
Professional curator of suspicious marketing attribution models.
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toast.you▸ QUERYMIND 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly performance reviews without human bias
You build complex SQL queries and BI dashboards to justify ad spend performance to stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly when the data looks absolutely terrible during an all-hands.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scripts instantly fix your messy 'USA' vs 'United States' labels.
Month 4
Generative models write the complex SQL joins you currently hand-craft.
Month 8
Visualisation tools update metrics automatically without you touching a single filter.
Month 13
AI summarises the KPI shifts into plain text for the stakeholders.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Human error rate
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