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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsFunding rounds are just hallucinations that your investors haven't noticed yet.
Serial pivot artist and professional pitch deck perfectionist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated pivots for maximum market delusion.
toast.youAI▸ BUZZGEN V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights the entire board of directors
You spend days crafting buzzword-heavy narratives and burning venture capital on customer acquisition costs that never balance out.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a human investor with enough conviction to secure more funding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI scrapes your old slide decks to mimic your tone.
Month 3
Sensors identify the next trend before you can even articulate it.
Month 6
A refined language model answers board member inquiries with zero hesitation.
Month 9
The system replaces your entire growth budget with a bot swarm.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access cards are deactivated as the algorithm assumes the seat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4.2 per month
Pivot frequency
too much
VC capital burned
98 percent
Buzzword density
Your severance
One free subscription to your own failing product.
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