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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are the middleman between a spreadsheet and the trash bin.
Professional email-shuffler and master of corporate brand tone
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You shuffle social media posts and emails between teams to ensure the corporate brand voice remains perfectly static.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the exact moment a campaign will alienate the target demographic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI takes over the posting calendar based on engagement data.
Month 3
Algorithms determine exactly when to send emails to customers.
Month 9
Generative models create all social copy and web banners instantly.
Month 13
The system validates its own output against brand style guides.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the bot replaces all communication.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
84
Emails per day
12
Meaningless meetings
High
Brand drift risk
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