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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell wind to people who already own it.
Professional spinner of turbine narratives and green optics.
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Generating hype without the human overhead.
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filters bad press in real time
You draft press releases, coordinate social media calendars, and obsess over public perception of energy projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and sense when the board is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Language models start writing your social posts and press releases.
Month 5
Automated tools scrape local forums to detect public anger patterns.
Month 10
Your inbox is handled by agents trained on journalist preferences.
Month 15
Algorithms suggest better marketing paths than your annual brainstorm sessions.
Month 19 · D-Day
The entire comms department is replaced by a single API call.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2
Buzzwords per tweet
6 cups
Coffee intake
65 percent
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
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