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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou sell ideas that computers can generate while you are sleeping.
Professional slide-creator and corporate buzzword blender.
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Generating infinite slides for infinite suckers.
sluurp.you▸ PITCH-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
creates perfect pitch decks in five seconds
You produce pitch decks and research market trends to convince clients that their product needs more attention.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Our software pulls your research data instantly from public web feeds.
Week 6
AI builds your presentations using pre-set templates and brand assets.
Week 11
The virtual agent handles the pitch while monitoring client eye movement.
Month 4
One algorithm replaces your entire team by merging every marketing task.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your LinkedIn account is deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
42 slides
Average deck length
85 percent
Time spent in Zoom
too high
Buzzword density
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our slide-maker software.
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