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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour adjectives are just placeholders for a model with better recall.
Professional word-smith, comma-polisher, and brand-voice enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Writing better than you, faster than you.
no no noyou▸ LEXIGEN 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates 500 variations of your failed headline
You draft emails, web copy, and social posts. You manage feedback cycles and tone-of-voice documentation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a brand voice sounds like a human pretending to be authentic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your drafts are generated in seconds by a simple prompt engine.
Week 9
AI models ingest all your historical copy to mimic your voice.
Month 3
Legal guidelines are baked into the AI to remove review cycles.
Month 4
Finished copy bypasses your inbox and heads directly to live sites.
Month 6 · D-Day
The brand voice AI is fully autonomous and you are redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
3,000
Average word count per day
14
Revisions per headline
0.4
Seconds to output 500 words
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital pat.
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