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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour pivot tables are just fancy headstones for dead user growth.
SQL enthusiast, slide deck architect, chart-of-the-month club president.
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Charts that don't need meetings.
oof.youAI▸ GROWTHPREDICTOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters noise from vanity metrics instantly
You track traffic, churn, and clicks to tell bosses why users left. Then you build charts for the slide.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a panicked CEO why the traffic dropped overnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your SQL scripts are replaced by smart query agents that self-optimize.
Month 4
Dashboards now refresh and narrate their own findings without human input.
Month 8
Models predict churn before it happens so you stop guessing trends.
Month 12
AI auto-fills the slides you used to spend hours polishing weekly.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the machine has all the answers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
7 hours daily
Time spent in Excel
12 percent
Average insight utility
45 slides
Charts per week
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favourite spreadsheet software.
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