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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour pivot tables are just tombstones for dead marketing budgets.
Professional translator of CSVs into corporate panic.
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Automated truth for corporate decision making.
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projects perfect growth on sinking metrics
You track campaign performance in dashboards and explain why the numbers are failing to the C-suite.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the VP with enough confidence to save your job.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts replace manual UTM parameter fixing across campaigns.
Month 4
Agentic AI writes and optimizes your SQL join scripts.
Month 8
Automated systems build the slides before you even arrive.
Month 13
A synthetic voice provides data updates during leadership calls.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system disables your login and deletes your personal folder.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
85 percent
Time spent in meetings
4,200
Dashboards never looked at
12
Broken SQL queries daily
Your severance
One free trial of a cloud storage subscription.
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