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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling imaginary urgency to people who already have too much.
Master of spreadsheets and expensive hors d'oeuvres.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated hype for the digital age.
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projects brand consistency across all channels
You juggle venue logistics and ad budgets while pretending quarterly vanity metrics actually move the needle for shareholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is clearly lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your historical email threads and budget spend patterns.
Month 5
AI-generated ads now handle your daily social media posting cadence.
Month 10
Smart software replaces human negotiation for venue and catering contracts.
Month 16
Autonomous logistics systems coordinate onsite setup via digital twin modeling.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all executive reporting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
400 percent
vanity metric inflation
35 percent
budget spent on catering
120 messages
emails sent per lead
Your severance
One free ticket to your own cancelled launch event.
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