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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional hype man for teenagers and loud men in jerseys.
Professional echo chamber architect and sports clip trimmer.
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Generating engagement without the human overhead.
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schedules viral content while you sleep
You manage school enrollment campaigns and edit video clips for sports pundits. Both are infinitely loopable.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a locker room rant will offend the Archdiocese.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models flag highlight-worthy NFL plays instantly.
Month 4
Dynamic web pages tailor admission pitches to families.
Month 8
AI producers edit podcast cuts to broadcast standard.
Month 13
Automated moderation removes toxic engagement without intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
The personality and school board accept the digital replacement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4800
Annual enrollment emails sent
12000
Clips edited for hot takes
90000
Minutes spent listening to ego
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