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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsSelling invisible gas through steel tubes until the pipes run dry.
Director of moving gas and drinking overpriced scotch.
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Trading gas volumes without the office lunches.
bzzt.youAI▸ FLOWSTATE OPTIMIZER 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates commodity pricing based on weather patterns
You manage commercial throughput, storage contracts, and pipeline capacity marketing. Algorithms will now trade the volume instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm a regional regulator over a steak dinner when compliance gets sticky.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system starts ingesting your historical contract and pricing data.
Month 5
Algorithms begin placing real-time bids on unused storage capacity.
Month 10
Software directly interfaces with agency portals to submit tariff changes.
Month 15
Shippers now negotiate contract terms through a chat-bot interface.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system runs the commercial division autonomously without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
140
Contract negotiations per year
24/7
Pipeline pressure monitoring
12
Client golf outings
Your severance
One free subscription to a natural gas price aggregator.
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