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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou teach people how to use tools that replace them anyway.
Professional slide-deck filler and meeting enthusiast.
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glub.youAI▸ ENABLE-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your slide decks instantly
You draft slide decks on best practices and train teams to repeat marketing slogans. Your days are just meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and see which intern is crying during your presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans your entire wiki to learn your slogans.
Month 5
Sentiment sensors replace your boring feedback forms.
Month 10
AI creates all your slide decks without asking for feedback.
Month 15
Interactive avatars teach the staff instead of you.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system disables your login and deletes the slide templates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42 total
Slides authored daily
119 minutes
Minutes wasted per workshop
99 percent
Best practices ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale donut.
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