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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour carefully curated swag bags are just landfill waiting to happen.
Professional cat herder of vendors and erratic keynote speakers.
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Perfect events without the human stress.
split.youAI▸ EVENTLOGIC PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates venue check-ins with facial scanning
You manage venue logistics, vendor contracts, and attendee registration for corporate trade shows. You spend weeks perfecting tiny details.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which local caterer actually shows up on time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software takes over your registration spreadsheets and email communications.
Month 5
Bidding platforms force venues to compete on price without human negotiation.
Month 10
Data shows nobody wants your branded pens, ending the procurement cycle.
Month 16
Remote diagnostic systems fix microphone feedback faster than any human could.
Month 21 · D-Day
A centralized AI manages the entire event lifecycle from start to finish.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4000 gallons
Coffee consumed
98 percent
Swag items trashed
12 million
Vendor email threads
Your severance
A branded hoodie and a virtual high-five.
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