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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou craft the stories that nobody is actually waiting to read.
Professional word-shuffler and PowerPoint slide enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating content humans ignore faster.
bzzt.youAI▸ MARKETMORPH V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates engagement baiting at scale
You juggle social media posts, email newsletters, and generic blog content to chase fleeting engagement metrics all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which tone-deaf brand post will trigger an internet-wide public relations disaster.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your entire historical archive of emails is fed into models.
Week 13
The system generates social posts and emails at human speed.
Month 6
AI learns to ignore your nuanced tone preferences entirely.
Month 9
The system directly publishes content based on real-time trends.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your credentials are revoked as the machine assumes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.02%
Click-through rate ceiling
98%
Meaningless buzzword density
42
Coffee breaks per campaign
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a creative writing AI.
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