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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour creative spark is just a pattern match in a database.
Professional dreamer of slogans and over-thinker of fonts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite concepts without the ego or coffee.
glub.youAI▸ IDEATE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates 50 winning slogans while you sleep
You generate campaign hooks and slogans for clients. You spend hours brainstorming, mood-boarding, and writing pitches for brands.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a client their bad idea is actually, genuinely, objectively terrible.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Your entire archive of past pitches is indexed and learned.
Week 8
The machine maps every brand voice to a formulaic output.
Month 4
Client edits are fed into the system to refine style.
Month 5
Clients generate their own slogans through our simple portal.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your credentials are deleted and replaced by an API key.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
2,400
Average pitches per hour
100%
Human creative fatigue rate
Zero
Brainstorming sessions needed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a stock image generator.
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