Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Marketing Intelligence Analyst jobs? · Latest report #ndwsafjz
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour cross-functional implementation is just a spreadsheet with more meetings.
Global strategist and professional meeting-room translator.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculating the winning move before you blink.
oof.youAI▸ MARKETSIM CENTRAL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates global strategy across every regional silo
You aggregate global market data to justify where a company should play. You then manage implementation across departments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly navigate the office politics of why the data looks bad.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts replace the manual scrubbing of messy regional spreadsheets.
Month 4
AI models predict 'where to play' faster than your weekly meetings.
Month 8
Bot agents send automated updates to ensure alignment across teams.
Month 13
Systematized agents execute regional marketing tasks without human oversight.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs the global strategy without a single human manager.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
2 seconds
Data aggregation time
40 to 1
Meeting-to-insight ratio
12 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert at Being Replaced."
Discussion
